– [Woman] Let’s see
how loud he bout to be. Do me a favor. Hand me my tea right there on the thing. I forgot it in the, I’m sorry, my bad. My bad. (TV sports in the background) (woman laughing) Where my tea at? – I’m leaving! (woman laughing) God, no! Please, where you got that? You got that from a joke store? – [Woman] Did I get it from a where? – Did you get it from a joke store? Did you get it from a joke store? – [Woman] No. (woman laughing) – Wait, wait. You got a blue marker? You got a blue marker?! You got a blue marker! You got a blue marker, where it’s at? You fixed this. Fix it, Jesus, fix it! Turn (blows). – [Woman] Really? Really? – Babe.
– Really? – Babe, is this real? – [Woman] Yes. – I thought your AT was here. What the hell?
– No. Really? – Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. (breathing heavily)
(woman laughing) Oh Lord, my chest. (beeping) My chest. Is you serious? Did you do this with a marker? – [Woman] Yeah, I did that with a marker. Yeah, I did it with a
– Oh, thank you. – marker baby. Boy, I ain’t do that with no damn marker! – Whoa, you’re serious! You serious? – [Woman] Yes! – You serious?
– Yeah. – Baby, we old! We old, we can’t be doing this. We not doin’ it no more. (woman laughing)
I’m done. I’m done! I’m done.
(woman laughing) Don’t ask me for nothin’ no more. Don’t wake me up, no. – Boy, you got me choking. – I’m sleeping with long
johns on from now on. Babe is you serious? – [Woman] Yes. – Where did you get this from? Did you borrow somebody pregnancy test? – [Woman] Really, you loud. – Babe.
– Babe. – Babe, what we gon’ do? – [Woman] What you mean what we gon’ do? We’re gon’ do the same thing
we did for the last three. – Oh baby, just, oh Lord, diapers. – [Woman] Really? Babe. – You jokin’? – [Woman] No I’m not jokin’. – Oh Lord, she’s serious. Oh, my side.
(woman laughing) Oh, now my side hurt. Oh (beeping). Oh my God, my side. – [Woman] What’s wrong with you? You showing every verse? – OK, so it do have a line on this side says not pregnant. – [Woman] No. That is not for that. Do you see that? – Oh Lord, they got the cross. Oh I see the cross, I see it. God damn the plus sign. We bout to add another, addition. (woman laughing)
(man screaming) – [Woman] He wasn’t ready! – Oh Lord, I’m 38! I’m bout to be 39. What is you laughin’ for? – [Woman] I am laughing
because you is hilarious. – Oh my God, my side. – [Woman] Your side hurt? – Oh, all up in patella. – [Woman] You don’t have a patella. – I’m pretty sure we bout to
have a patella coming soon. (woman laughing)
God! – [Woman] You alright? – How long you knew this? Charles, I just took it
like a few minutes ago. – Was this from last night? That was quick! (woman laughing)
(beeping) – God. Oh, what we gon’ do? – [Woman] We gon’ be alright. – We gon’ be alright. – [Woman] You gon’ be alright?
– We gon’ be alright.