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– What’s up guys, it’s me Colleen! And I’m still pregnant. Today is a very special day
because you guys get to find out if I’m having a boy or a girl. As you can see I’m in a hotel right now. I’m on tour so if you wanna meet me and this little baby
bump you can come see me and get tickets. It’s my last tour for a
very long time because obviously I’m gonna have a
little human running around. I can’t believe I’m about
to tell you what I’m having. I feel like I need to explain
this gender reveal situation. I’ve seen a lot of gender reveals online, and they’re always so fancy
and just really intense and that is not me. So if you’re looking for
a really fancy, beautiful, incredible gender reveal, you’re
on the wrong channel honey. I don’t know how to do this. I don’t know how to be a
pregnant woman who’s fancy and well put together and thought out. That just ain’t me. I didn’t plan a gender reveal party, but you guys are about to see me, the most spazzy and stressed
you have ever seen a person. Ever since I found out
that I was pregnant, all I wanted to know was
if it was a boy or a girl. Not that it matters. I was so excited for anything,
and just a human is exciting, but it is exciting to me to find out if I’ve got a little peenie or a veenie floating around inside my uterus. So I was super, super
excited, and when I knew that Kory knew the information and I didn’t, it just freaked me out. So I was a mess, and so I just feel like I needed to say that. Like I said, it wasn’t well thought out. It wasn’t planned out. It’s just what it is, and it’s very me so I hope you enjoy our gender reveal video. Okay, I look like a toe. Oh my God, our doctor just
called and he told Kory what we’re having! Kory knows!
– Wait, can I just explain what I’m wearing? (laughing) So I’m filming a video. You only film from this up, so I’m just wearing nasty shorts. – That’s okay, sorry don’t,
here we’ll film like this. So Kory knows what we’re having. So Kory knows- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! (excited screaming)
– I’m the only one. I’m the only one. – Oh my god, Corey knows if
we’re having a boy or girl! I’m freaking out! No!
– No, you can’t make me wait! You can not make me wait! – You can’t make me wait! Okay, okay, I need to breathe. Okay, here’s the tea. My mom is in town, so we could have my mom and my sister here. I’m shaking. I can’t even hold this,
look how gross I look! Oh my god, I need- Okay, I’ve gotta go, bye. I am freaking out. Okay, I took a shower. I’m just trying to do
anything to not think about the fact that
Kory knows if I’m having a boy or a girl and I don’t know. But I called my sister. My mom’s in town,
luckily, so my mom’s gonna come over with my sister. And then, I called
Jessica and Christopher, and I was like, “Do you
guys wanna come over?” And they were like,
“Yes,” but the kids don’t know that I’m pregnant
yet, so I have to tell the kids I’m pregnant,
and then we’re gonna find out what the baby is. We are freaking out. So we bought, like, balloons- Well, Kory got balloons and
confetti and smoke bombs, ’cause we didn’t know how we
wanted to reveal the gender. And so, we’re just gonna do
them all, ’cause we don’t know. We’re all just, like, freaking out, so I still need to do my hair, obviously. I just got out of the shower. I’m making myself a sandwich
’cause I’m, like, shaking. Also, look how big boobs
get when you’re pregnant. They get really big. Okay. Alright, my family’s here. I finally get to find out what I’m having. Oh my gosh, I’m so excited! I’m so excited! Bailey, what do you think I’m having? – A girl. – [Colleen] You think I’m having a girl? Do you think I’m having a girl or a boy? – Girl.
– Girl or boy? – Boy. – Girl. – [Colleen] What? – Boy?
– A thousand percent. – [Colleen] Oh, you can’t say!
(scream) – Trying to trick him into telling you!
– I’m trying not to trick him! – Statistically, we got one,
two, three boys, and a girl. It’s gotta be a girl, right? – [Colleen] Rachel,
what do you think it is? Do you know?
– Ah! I don’t know. I wanna say it’s a boy. – [Colleen] Okay, Duncan,
what do you think? Boy, do you think it’s a boy? – Or do you think it’s a girl? You think it’s a girl? Yeah?
– Yeah, he thinks it’s a girl. I think it’s a boy. I don’t know where Erik
is, and I’ll ask him whenever he comes out. Okay, so here’s the deal. We have blue for boy,
so I’m, like, trying not to be like, “Oh, you have
to do pink if you’re a girl. “You have to do blue if
you’re a boy,” because gender stereotypes, and it’s 2018. So I said, “Okay, Erik, you’re a boy. “You pick the color for a boy.” He picked blue, and I am a
girl, so I these out for girl, and my favorite color’s purple,
so it’s purple and blue. Purple is girl, blue is boy. – Cat got your tongue!
– Blue, Blue is boy, purple is girl!
– It’s a blend! – Blue is boy, purple is girl. Erik, what do you think it is? Everyone just said what
they thought it was. – I don’t, I don’t know. – [Colleen] Mom, do you- You said a boy.
– A boy! I think it’s a boy.
– Mom thinks it’s a boy for sure. Where’s Dad? Not working? Dad, what do you think it is? What, you think it’s a what? – Why is it nooing? – I don’t know. Alright, so, here we go. Hi, guys. My family’s right over there. They’re watching me from here. We’re about to find out what it is. Purple is girl, blue is boy. Are you excited? (giggling) Okay, wait, wait! We’ll be- Okay, hold on, what do we do? I’m nervous. I’m not even wearing shoes. What’s happening? Why am I barefoot? Okay, I forgot to put on shoes. Okay. Okay.
– Are we going now? – Yes, oh my gosh! Okay, everyone’s eyes are closed. I’m so excited (trails off). – [Woman Off-Screen]
Erik, close your eyes! – Am I supposed to close my eyes now? – Yes!
– Okay. (laughing) – Alright, one, two, three, go! – A boy! (happy music) (screaming) (clapping) Come in! (music continues) I’m having a boy! – Yippee! – I can’t believe it! Oh my gosh! Oh my god! We’re having a little boy! Aw! We’re having a boy! I can’t believe it! I still can’t believe it. I’m 15 weeks pregnant now,
which is almost four months. I found out that I was having
a boy almost a month ago, and I feel like it still hasn’t sunk in! But I just wanted to say something. As you guys saw, we
didn’t care about colors. I still don’t care about colors. The first outfit we bought for the baby was a rainbow outfit. He already has pink clothes,
yellow clothes, blue clothes, green clothes, glitter
clothes, glitter shoes. Like, we’re not big on gender stereotypes. We don’t care what color we put him in, ’cause we don’t know what he’s gonna like. We don’t know how he’s gonna feel. We don’t know who he’s going to be. But I just wanna say,
to us, it doesn’t matter if we were having a boy or a girl. We are gonna love our kid
or kids, in the future, no matter who they are, what
they are, what they like. We’re gonna let our kids
be exactly who they are and celebrate that. Right now we’re celebrating that it’s got a ding-a-ling, and later, we’ll let him figure out who he is, and we will celebrate exactly
who he is, and we’re so excited to do that for
him and make sure that he grows up in the most
loving, accepting home we could possibly create for him. So, I would love to invite
you all to be excited with me that I’m having a healthy
baby, and it’s gonna be a cute little boy! I’m so excited to meet him, and- Oh, I’m gonna cry, dang it! Ho, breathe girl. Ho, ho, ho, I just got really excited. Sorry. I feel like- This is wild. I feel like it’s just now hitting me. I’m so excited to meet
him, and I’m so excited for you guys to meet him,
and don’t ask me what his name is ’cause I don’t know! We don’t have any names picked out yet. But yeah, I’m so excited
for this little guy, and he’s already so funny. Like, he already has a sense of humor. Like, every time we get
an ultrasound, he’s like kicking his legs and spreading his legs and punching the air and he’s,
like, dancing in my uterus! The day we found out that we
were having a boy, we went and got an ultrasound,
and the second she put the thing on my stomach, his
legs were spread eagle and he was showing us that he was a boy. He was like, “What’s up, mama? “I’m a boy!” Erik and I were laughing so hard. Like, we’re already laughing at this kid, and he’s the size of an
avocado or something. What does that mean? Avocados are every size. I hate that moms compare
their babies to fruit, because, like, an avocado- You can get a really big avocado. You can get a small avocado. I also read another thing
that says he’s the size of an orange, but I’ve
seen, like, tiny oranges, and I’ve seen, like, huge honkin’ oranges, so, like, why are we
comparing babies to fruit? There are so many
different sizes of fruit. All I’m trying to say is
that this kid is already bringing me so much joy. I know I complain a lot
about being pregnant. My pregnancy’s been really hard. If you guys follow my vlog
channel, you know that I’m constantly crying and complaining about how hard my pregnancy has been. But just because my pregnancy
is hard doesn’t mean that I don’t adore this kid already. I’m just so excited. I’m so excited to meet him. He’s already making us laugh. He’s already making me so happy. We did our first show
together onstage last night. He did so good! He didn’t make me barf once! He didn’t kick me! He didn’t push on my bladder at all! He didn’t make me throw
up at all for the entire hour and a half I was
onstage, so he’s cooperating. I think he likes comedy,
or maybe he doesn’t think I’m funny, and
that’s why he was calm. He just was like, “This is lame.” Anyway, I love you guys! Thank you so much to
all the new subscribers and all the new viewers of my channel. Sorry it’s a mess. I’m a mess. That’s what you signed up for. I’m not one of those moms
that’s like prim and proper and has everything aligned
in her life and, like, throws really pretty baby
showers and gender reveals and, like, “Here’s the baby room reveal!” Like, that’s very not me. I’m just, like, a girl. (laughs) And I’m about to order myself
a pizza, ’cause I’m hungry! I love you guys. (sniffs) Oh, so many boogers. Also, my book came out this
week, so please buy my book. It’s called “My Diary.” It’s all of Miranda’s
diaries duct taped together. I’m really proud of it. I love it. I think you guys will
too, so please buy that. The link will be down below. I’ll make- Ew, gross! I’m so gross! I’m hocking my book in
my gender reveal video? I’m never talking again. Goodbye. ♪ Hug ♪ ♪ People want hugs ♪ ♪ People need hugs ♪ ♪ Something to hold onto ♪ ♪ A hug can really help a lot ♪ ♪ Love ♪ ♪ Give them your love ♪ ♪ Tell them they’re loved ♪ ♪ From your dark computer ♪ ♪ I love you, I love you ♪ ♪ I love you, I love you ♪ ♪ I love you, I love you ♪ ♪ So much ♪ ♪ Time goes by ♪ ♪ Very slow ♪ ♪ Or very fast ♪


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