Is This Baby A Serial Killer Or Celebrity?
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Is This Baby A Serial Killer Or Celebrity?

Can we tell a good baby
from a bad baby? Just by looking at it? Let’s talk about that.( bright, upbeat music )( fire crackles )Good mythical morning! We would like to give
a good mythical welcome to Mr. Craig Robinson. – Ooh-hoo!
– Hello. – And thank you.
– Welcome to the show, Craig. – Thanks for coming in.
– Great to be here. Get the double,
double shake here. Boom, boom, bada bing,
bada boom, a-ha. – Yeah.
– Thanks for being here, man. My pleasure,
thanks for having me. Babies are so cute,
so innocent-looking, but have you ever seen a baby
that you just don’t trust, a baby you know
is up to no good? We’re talking about babies
whose eyes tell a story about the utter darkness
living within their evil souls! Those are bad babies destined for
a life of crime, but can we tell a good baby
from a bad baby just by looking at it? And to do so, we’ve enlisted
the help of our friend Craig.It’s time to play…Welcome to
“Good baby, bad baby,” baby. You each have a baby battle
paddle in front of you. – Uh-huh.
– I’m gonna show you
a picture of a baby or young child
and you each have to guess if that tot grew up to be
a celebrity we know and love, or someone less lovable,
say, like, – a murderer.
– Oh. Whoever guesses the most babies correctly, will get a good binky
dipped in sugar. And whoever loses gets a bad
binky dipped in malic acid, which, I’ve been told,
is disgusting. It is,
we’ve had it before, but not in binky form. Right on. You guys ready to play? – No. Yes.
– Yo– Yes. Excellent!Is this a good babyor a bad baby?Link:
There’s a football,
but then there’s–
what is that on the left side?
Some sort of a scepter?
I think it– I think that is
not from the original scene. It looks like it’s in
some sort of scrapbook. – Link:Scrapbook situation.
So I’m gonna say that,if you got a mom who’s willing
to do a scrapbook of you, it probably means
she’s, like, really investing in you, less likely that things
would go awry. – So you’re saying good baby?
– Yeah, I’m saying good baby. I am not copying you, but, Craig, I’m also saying
good baby because I know who
this baby is. – Do you?
– Good baby. Who do you think it is? That is Russell Wilson. – Craig:Whoa!
( laughter )Fantastic. All right,
it is a good baby.Ding, ding,
you both got that.
– Rhett:It’s the Rock.
– Craig:Dwayne
“The Rock” Johnson.
It’s Rock Johnson.
Can you smell what The Rock
is pooping? – Hello!
– ( laughter ) – Ah!
– That is… Alrighty, then. Is this a good baby or a bad baby? Rhett and Link:
– Rhett:Yeah, yeah, yeah…
– Link:Something…He is having a bad baby day.
– Certainly is. Rhett:
It looks like
he’s witnessing something
that is polluting his mind,you know what I mean? He’s watching our show
on the internet. – Looks like he’s pooping.
– Link:Through his chest, yeah.What is that?
– Rhett:Yeah, they
didn’t clean him.
Parents didn’t clean him,
they got poop on his chest. You keep pulling on what
this says about the parents. – I get it.
– Nature, nurture, man. – I’m going with
the nurture side.
– Serial killing is in the D and the N
and in the A. Uh-oh. You gonna
copy me again? I’m not gonna copy you. I also think this
is Russell Wilson. ( laughter ) So we got a bad baby
over here, we got good baby
over here. This is a good baby. It is Ashton Kutcher. – Rhett:Oh!
– Link:I can see it!The moment
you said “Ashton”
I was like,
“Yes, that’s him.” I thought it was just
a current photo of Sean Spicer. –Oh!
– ( laughter ) All right,
round three. Is this a good baby
or a bad baby? Link:
Ooh, that is a bad haircut.
What is happening?
Rhett:The fact that–
either those are, like,
ghosts around him, or they’re parents that
did not want to be revealed, which would make sense
if it was a bad baby. – Craig: Oh, wow.
– Plus, I’m playing the whole, like, bad student game where,
if there’s two good babies
in a row, you know you got to get
a bad baby on the third one. Mm-hmm. So I’m going
bad baby. Rhett says bad baby. What about you, Link? It’s definitely
a bad baby. – Wow!
Look deep into those eyes.And there’s a flower involved.– Yup.
– Mm. This is a bad baby!This is domestic terrorist
Ted Kaczynski,
AKA the Unabomber.– Oh, wow.
– Yeah. He was wearing
Osh Kosh Ba-boom! ( laughter ) What? Yeah. Here we go. Is this a good baby
or a bad baby? Link:
Oh, this is tricky.
Those eyes look
a little sadistic, though,
don’t you think?
– Link:Yeah, staring
into my soul.
And, again, I gotta
go with the parents, I mean, the parent let him
just grow his hair out, let him do whatever he wants to,
he’s got no restrictions. – Hmm.
– Free to express himself and all the evil ways
that are within his soul. – Mm-hmm.
– And it’s like wherever you go,
he follows you. Yep. He is looking. Well, Craig, that’s true
of all pictures. Touché. But you know what?
I’m going against instinct, – I’m going good baby.
– Mm-mm.No baby with long sleeves
and shorts
turns out good.This is a bad baby. I gotta tell you,
it is actually – a good baby.
– Yes!This is actor Zac Efron.Rhett:
Mm-hmm. Yep.
By the way,
those overalls are hiding his ripped abs.His ripped baby abs.– I’ve seen those.
– Baby abs. Here we go,
is this a good baby
or a bad baby? Link:
That gum line
is creeping me out!
( laughter )See, the more you
stare at someone staring at you
in photo form… Makes you feel
a little creepy, doesn’t it? It really–
kids looking at you is just creepy
in general. Yeah,
all you need is a…( high-pitched )
♪ Mary had a little lamb
– ( laughter )
– Link:Slow zoom?I didn’t need that,
actually. I didn’t need that to know
this is a bad baby. Oh, it is a bad baby. You’re not taking
the lead on me. Mm! It is a bad baby.This is serial killer
Aileen Wuornos.
– Link: Ooh!
– You might know her because Charlize Theron
won an Oscar for getting ugly to play her
in “Monster.” The real bad baby is the one
that gave her that haircut. – Ho!
– ( laughter ) Do your thing, girl.
All right. – ( Rhett sighs )
– Round six. Is this a good baby
or a bad baby? Rhett:
Oh, it’s a surprised baby.
Oh, my goodness,
that baby’s all eyes.
And nostrils.Rhett:
Looks like a gecko.
( sputters, laughs ) Hey, what if this
turned out to be, like,
your dad or something? Oh, it’s not. It’s not.
I can tell you
that confidently. Look at that sweater.
Come on. Link:
I can’t un-see the gecko.
( crew laughter ) There’s a cuteness that I just– doesn’t translate
into murder for me. This is a good baby. ‘Cause I’m trying
to see if– I’m trying to see
a celebrity in there, like somebody
we would know. – Ten seconds, Rhett!
– Bad baby. – Bad baby.
– ( laughs ) This is a good baby!
This is John Travolta! – Oh!
– That’s right. Or is it a baby who switched
faces with Nicholas Cage? – What?
– ( laughter ) Round seven,
here we go. This is our final baby. – Tell me,
is this a good baby…
– Link: Now, hold on. – Am I winning?
– ( laughter ) Yeah, you’re up,
five to four. – Yeah, you’re winning.
– Mm-hmm. – So–
– So… So, yeah,
if you get this correct, you will win. The sugar binky. But if you
get it wrong and then Rhett
gets it correct, you will tie and we will
have to do a baby-off. Which I just made up. – I don’t even know…
– ( laughter ) Baby-off. All right, I’ll just beat him.
It’s fine. Okay. – I heard that.
– Link: All right. – Mm.
– All right,
so this is our final baby. Tell me, is this a good baby
or a bad baby? Rhett:
I think I know who this is.
And that really confuses
my answer.
But you know a lot
of serial killers. ( chuckling )
What a… – Link: Murderers?
– great statement
you just made. I can’t wait till people
see it and then… they’ll laugh later,
but that was awesome. Yeah, I’m pretty sure
I know who this is and… my assessment of her
is that she’s a bad baby. Craig:
All I gotta do is match you,
and I know I win. – ( laughter )
– That’s what happens
when you go first. You should do that,
Link, yeah. Yeah, don’t, for the sake of
individuality, switch because… – Well, here we go.
– But there’s no way
this is a bad baby, so I’m going
for the gusto. – Yowza-reeno.
– I say good baby. This is a bad baby. –This is Tila Tequila.
– Rhett:Yes, I knew it was her.Yeah, she said
she’s into Hitler. – Really?
– So that means I’m right, but that means
we freakin’ tie. – How are we gonna
have a baby-off?
– Baby-off! I think we just both
have to eat the acid binky. Oh, gosh. Do you want to eat the acid? ( laughter ) Guess we gotta
eat the acid! All right. – I think so.
– Rhett: Okay, here we go. Two bad binkies
coming in. – ( Craig groaning )
– Mm! Mm! ( high-pitched voice)
Mama! Mm! Nah! – Oh!
– You want the rest of it? You good. I’m good. – Oh, my gosh.
– Ah! Oh, man, that’s gonna be
a good gif. ( laughter ) And that does it
for this week’s show. We’ll see you next time on
“Good baby, bad baby.” – There’s gonna be a next time?
– Oh, you better believe it. Great, we’d love to
have you back. Check out Craig’s
new show “Ghosted,” Sunday nights on FOX, and go see
“Tragedy Girls,” an awesome new
horror-comedy film that Craig co-stars in
and also produced. Mm-hmm. Click on through
to the next video because we’re gonna speak Google
with Craig.We have a podcast
called “Ear Biscuits,”
and you can listen
to the latest episode
wherever you get
your podcasts.
Do it.


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