Key & Peele – Baby Forest
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Key & Peele – Baby Forest


– MRS. WHITAKER, I HAVE
BEEN BABYSITTING FOR 20 YEARS. I’VE SEEN IT ALL. – THE THING IS,
FOREST IS A UNIQUE CHILD. – EVERYTHING
IS GONNA BE FINE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE
A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. YOU DESERVE IT. – OKAY, UM… GOOD LUCK.
– THANK YOU. [sighs] [eerie music] ♪ – GOO-GOO GA-GA.
[heavy footsteps] – [recoils] HEY THERE, FOREST. – GOO-GOO GA-GA. I WANT… I WANT MILK. – YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU
YOUR BOTTLE, BUDDY? – I WANT MILK!
– OKAY. – THIS IS A BA-BA. I WANT MAMA’S MILK. WHY CAN’T I HAVE
MAMA’S MILK? IT’S A SIMPLE REQUEST. – WELL, YEAH, WELL, UH, Y-YOU CAN’T HAVE MAMA’S MILK
RIGHT NOW, BUDDY. UM, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY? – OKAY. I WANT… I WANT–
I WANNA PLAY WITH MY LEGOS. – OKAY, YEAH. OKAY, BUDDY, LET’S, UH,
GET YOUR LEGOS THEN. – I WANNA… I WANNA PUT
THE SMALLEST LEGO IN MY MOUTH. THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO.
– NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN’T–YOU CAN’T DO THAT.
– WHAT? FIRST YOU TELL ME
I CAN’T HAVE MAMA’S MILK. NOW I CAN’T HAVE
THE SMALLEST LEGO IN MY MOUTH? WHAT A NIGHT. THIS IS A BAD START. – WAIT, BUT FOREST,
IT’S DANGEROUS. – LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU’RE IN CHARGE OF ME?
IN MY HOUSE? – ALL RIGHT, F-FOREST,
I-IT’S TIME FOR BED. – I GUESS THEN
YOU GONNA SING ME A SONG. – WHAT? – MOMMA ALWAYS SINGS ME A SONG
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP. ARE YOU GONNA
DO THAT FOR ME? – OKAY, OKAY.
YEAH. YES, I WILL. ♪ HUSH, LITTLE BABY
DON’T SAY A WORD ♪ – KEEP–KEEP SINGING. – ♪ MAMA’S GONNA
BUY YOU A MOCKINGBIRD ♪ – PUT MY NAME IN IT. I LIKE–
I LIKE IT PERSONAL. – ♪ HUSH, BABY FOREST WHITAKER
DON’T SAY A WORD ♪ – GOO-GOO GA-GA. – ♪ MAMA’S GONNA
BUY YOU A MOCKINGBIRD ♪ – GOOD BABYSITTER. – ♪ AND IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD
DON’T SING ♪ – HAVE A GOOD CRY. – [sobbing]
♪ MAMA’S GONNA BUY YOU ♪ A DIAMOND RING

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