Kobe Bryant’s First Pic of Newborn Baby!!! | TMZ TV
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Kobe Bryant’s First Pic of Newborn Baby!!! | TMZ TV


VANESSA AND KOBE BRYANT WELCOMED A NEW BABY GIRL ON DECEMBER 5TH. HER NAME IS BIANCA BELLA. ANNOUNCER: YES, AND AS NEW MOTHERS HAVE DONE SINCE THE DAYS OF CAVEMEN, VANESSA ANNOUNCED THE BIRTH ON INSTAGRAM! KOBE AND ARE I BEYOND EXCITED TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST BABY GIRL BIANCA. #ANOTHERANGEL. HARVEY: OH, MY GOD, IS SHE CUTE. SHE’S ADORABLE. THAT BABY IS AN ABSOLUTE DOLL. ANNOUNCER: YES, SHE IS. BUT THERE’S ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION WE NEED TO ASK — IS THAT BABY WEARING MAKEUP? ANNOUNCER: ACTUALLY, WE WERE GOING TO SAY DO YOU THINK SHE WILL BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL. BUT SURE, LET’S GO WITH THE MAKEUP THING. THAT WAS THE FIRST INSTINCT WHEN I SAW THAT PHOTO. NO, THE BABY IS NOT WEARING MAKEUP. WHY WOULD SHE HAVE ON MAKEUP? ANNOUNCER: WELL, EITHER SHE WANTS TO ATTRACT GENTLEMEN BABIES OR — I THINK THEY SOFTENED IT THROUGH PHOTOSHOP. THEY PHOTOSHOPPED IT. BY THE WAY, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH BABIES, THEY HAVE — REALLY, THEIR SKIN — NO, YOU’RE WRONG. YOU’RE TEACHING THE BABY SHE’S NOT PRETTY AND GOOD. THE BABY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. THE BABY HAS NO CONCEPT OF WHAT’S HAPPENING. ANNOUNCER: YEAH, SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE BONES YET ACCORDING TO OUR LIMITED UNDERSTANDING OF HOW BABIES WORK. POINT IS, HOW CUTE IS THIS BABY? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR BABIES. I’M NOT BUYING THEM THOUGH. ANNOUNCER: NO, BUT YOU’VE PROBABLY GIVEN A LOT AWAY FOR FREE OVER THE YEARS. THANKS, BABY BRYANT!

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