• Ali Wong’s Baby Diploma | Hard Knock Wife | Netflix Is A Joke
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    Ali Wong’s Baby Diploma | Hard Knock Wife | Netflix Is A Joke

    You know, I think I used to be a much different comic before I had the baby. I used to do a lot more jokes about sucking dick and my pussy. But now not as many jokes about Sucking dick and my pussy because I don’t suck dick no more. When you give birth to a baby When you give birth to a baby they hand you a diploma that says they hand you a diploma that says “Congratulations.” “You’ve earned the right to not suck dick” “out of obligation anymore.” If my husband were to demand that I suck his dick I would laugh in his face. And then…

  • Target Baby Registry Free Gift Bag
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    Target Baby Registry Free Gift Bag

    Hi and thanks for tuning into MomReviewsStuff. Today we are reviewing the free gift bag you receive from Target when you start a baby registry. A lot of moms are wondering exactly what is inside the bag and is it worth registering at Target to get. The answer is definitely YES. The bag itself is made out of a thin vinyl material. I wouldn’t recommend it for heavy stuff or to use as a purse but it is good for maybe snacks, to take to the park, or throwing some extra things in the bottom of your stroller which is helpful. It has a velcro latch which is really easy…

  • Preparing Your Body for Pregnancy with Dr. Leigh Erin Connealy
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    Preparing Your Body for Pregnancy with Dr. Leigh Erin Connealy

    Jordan: Hi, I’m Jordan Rubin and welcome to Ancient Medicine Today brought to you by draxe.com. And I am here with, I was going to say old friend, but I’m going to say a young friend, Dr. Leigh Erin Connealy. She is a medical doctor, board certified in family practice and runs a center for new medicine in Orange County, California. And we’re excited Dr. Connealy, to have you here because we’re going to talk about something we’ve never discussed but is so critical today and throughout history. We’re going to talk about “Preparing Your Body for Pregnancy.” I’ve often said that people should take classes before they have children,…

  • Boyfriend Abandoned Girlfriend During Pregnancy (Full Episode) | Paternity Court
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    Boyfriend Abandoned Girlfriend During Pregnancy (Full Episode) | Paternity Court

    You may be seated. Hello, Your Honor. Hello. This is the case of Murray v. Gerald-Donaldson.Thank you, Jerome. Good day, everyone. AUDIENCE: Good day. Ms. Harris, you have been caught in a love triangle. There are two men in court today, claiming to have fathered your 18-month-old daughter, Aniah. Your current boyfriend, the plaintiff, Mr. Murray, and the defendant, your ex-boyfriend, Mr. Donaldson. They are both in court today to prove paternity.So, Ms. Harris, please, come join me hereso we can start this case and get some paternity answers. So, Ms. Harris… Now, you are currently in a relationship with Mr. Murray. Yes. But both Mr. Murray and Mr. Donaldson…

  • Baby Girl Birth!
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    Baby Girl Birth!

    I’m having a baby! We’re headed to the hospital right now. I have been having contractions that are about three and a half minutes apart Last thing about a minute long each, and you’ve been having them for. Oh my goodness. They’re three minutes apart now That’s a minute closer than they were When they first started and how many for almost an hour now? Yeah, they haven’t stopped I’ve been happening for about an hour now, and they’re so strong This is what a contraction looks like. How much can you move? Pretty good? Right leg pretty good, left leg — And I can feel the cervix. Do you…

  • Honest Trailers – The Boss Baby
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    Honest Trailers – The Boss Baby

    You voted for the 2017 movies you wanted us to do an Honest Trailer for, and here’s your number five choice. Shrek made you laugh, How to Train Your Dragon made you feel, Now, DreamWorks’ newest franchise will make you question the very fabric of reality “I’ll be there!” Boss Baby No seriously, it’s a weird one. Meet Boss Baby, his actual given name who also happens to be a boss, a baby, and a bossy baby version of Alec Baldwin’s bossiest roles. “Cookies are for closers” “Coffee’s for closers only” “You called?” “Do you need Senor Squeaky?” “You called for ice cream, sir? Here’s two scoops.” But if you…