• Straight Talk: Big Spending on the First Birthday || STEVE HARVEY
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    Straight Talk: Big Spending on the First Birthday || STEVE HARVEY

    – An Australian mother made headlines for spending nearly $10,000 on her son’s first birthday party. If you had that amount of money to spend on a kid, you do, I don’t know why we said if. All of you have that kind of money to spend on a kid’s birthday party. – I don’t! – Would you? – Steve, no. – Not me! – Yes, you do Kim. – I could buy a whole new face for $10,000. (guests and Steve laughing) (audience clapping) I would not spend that on a child’s birthday party! Absolutely not! – This is about $500 right here. – Yeah! (guest laughing) – Well…

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    A Hey Steve Update: Looking for Her Birth Father Part 2 || STEVE HARVEY

    – Now Cece, we’ve done the DNA test. What did you discover? – Well, unfortunately, we don’t have her results back yet. (Taylor tsks) (audience members moaning) So sorry. However, I have already started researching (chuckles). – It helps. – (chuckles) I researched the potential for her father. He is indeed from Pacific Palisades, as you know. His legal name is different, which is one of the common things- – Like switched around. – Yes. He comes from a long line of men with that same first name, and they all go by their middle name. He has two sisters. His dad is deceased, who would be your biological grandfather.…

  • Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom
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    Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom

    – [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is Breaking News. – Hello and welcome to the Breaking News, The show where we have no idea what we’re about to say and aren’t allowed to smile or laugh. I’m Finna Getit. – And I’m Bette Menforever. Starting out with a little fun, we’re getting reports of an armed robbery at the La Puente Pic ‘N’ Save. None were spared. – That is fun. On tonight’s show: Teens. – What the latest teen craze could say about your parenting. –…

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    SML Movie: The Diamond!

    Jeffy: Hey Daddy! Pick a card, any card! (Jeffy In A Good Mood) Mario: Jeffy, I don’t have time for a magic trick. Jeffy: Pick a card, Daddy. *Jeffy getting intense* Mario: Fine, uh… Mario: This, one. Jeffy: All right, now put it back. Mario: Okay. *SNACK* Mario: Jeffy, you’re not supposed to throw cards at me! * Jeffy: Was this your card, daddy? Mario: Uh…Yeah? *confused a## Mario* Jeffy: TA-DA! *puppet making constipated sound* Jeffy: Now for my next trick. I’m gonna make this ball disappear. Mario: Okay do it. *Jeffy Yeet* Mario: Jeffy, all you did was throw it! Jeffy: But do you see a ball? Mario: Uh,…

  • BABY GENDER REVEAL!!!
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    BABY GENDER REVEAL!!!

    – What’s up guys, it’s me Colleen! And I’m still pregnant. Today is a very special day because you guys get to find out if I’m having a boy or a girl. As you can see I’m in a hotel right now. I’m on tour so if you wanna meet me and this little baby bump you can come see me and get tickets. It’s my last tour for a very long time because obviously I’m gonna have a little human running around. I can’t believe I’m about to tell you what I’m having. I feel like I need to explain this gender reveal situation. I’ve seen a lot of…

  • Blind (Since Birth) Drawing Challenge
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    Blind (Since Birth) Drawing Challenge

    In this video, I drew this. But what the heck is it? [swoosh] Who wants to draw again? I do. I do. I asked you over on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram what you wanted me to draw and this time you gave me some harder answers, so I have no idea how this is going to come out, but I think we’re going to have fun. Well, you know what, we are going to have have fun. Oh, somebody asked for a stick figure of a human, okay. I’m going to assume that a stick figure is sort of just a stick version of a person. I’ll try it.…

  • Obama Releases Birth Video at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner
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    Obama Releases Birth Video at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner

    President Barack Obama: Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video. (Laughter.) Now, I warn you — (laughter) — no one has seen this footage in 50 years, not even me. But let’s take a look. (“Secret Birth Video” plays.) [It’s a clip from the “The Lion King” movie.] (Applause.) Oh, well. Back to square one. (Laughter.) I want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke. (Laughter.) That was not my real birth video. (Laughter.) That was a children’s cartoon. (Laughter.) Call Disney if you don’t believe me. (Laughter.) They have the original long-form version. (Laughter.)

  • The Pickup | Newborn Moms
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    The Pickup | Newborn Moms

    Hey. How about that one? I’m too shy! Are you kidding, you’re a catch! Come on, just go over there and start a conversation, before you know it, you’ll have a number. Okay. All right. Go get ’em, tiger. I don’t want to see you back here until you’ve got a playdate! ♪ [upbeat] So…? ♪ I got a number I got a playdate ♪ [both laugh] -Excellent! -[sighs contentedly] See now, I need more mom friends. I mean, no offense, but I need a mom I can talk to about Burning Man, you know. By all means, I don’t want to talk about Burning Man. I don’t want to…

  • War Stories | Newborn Moms
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    War Stories | Newborn Moms

    (laughter) Julia: Don’t make me laugh. Ever since the birth, I pee when I laugh. Ewww! Yeah, I had the birth plan all set out for how I was going to push, but then Chloe got twisted the wrong way, it took hours longer, tore my clenching muscles, blah, blah, blah… I pee. Carly: That’s pretty gross. Julia: It’s just pee. Carly: My labour story was a little but more complicated than that. Turns out, they had to induce me, so of course it was really painful, and that means I needed an epidural. But hey, guess what, I’m allergic to epidurals. So I wasn’t focusing on pushing, I was…