• My Perfect Hospital Birth!
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    My Perfect Hospital Birth!

    I’m having a baby! We’re headed to the hospital right now. I have been having contractions that are Let’s see about three and a half minutes apart Last thing about a minute long each, and you’ve been having them for oh my goodness. They’re three minutes apart now That’s a minute closer than they were When they first started and how many for almost an hour now? Yeah, they haven’t stopped I’ve been happening for about an hour now, and they’re so strong So like take my breath away, I can’t walk. I can’t talk just leave me alone So it’s exciting. It’s the one time where I’m like. I…

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    GUESS The BEST Part Of Having A New BABY! | Ellie And Jared

    – Oh my goodness, Jackson, look what I found. – [Ellie] Tommy Joel, guess what just came in the mail. – All right, kiddos! Tomorrow is a very fun day. – [Ellie] Good morning, Tom. – Good morning, Tom Tom. – [Calvin] Good morning, Bubba. (Ellie chuckles) – [Ellie] This is what we do every morning after I feed him, they kinda fight over who gets to hold him first. Can you bet who won today? – [Jackson] Me. (Ellie laughs) – Morning! Good morning, guys. I am feeling very rested. – Yeah! This is baby home. – The baby is home! I think they know that. We have felt…

  • How To: Write A Birth Plan! | Kristen from Millennial Moms
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    How To: Write A Birth Plan! | Kristen from Millennial Moms

    – Hey, guys, Kristen from Millennial Moms, and today we’re gonna be talking about how to write a birth plan. I feel like birth plans are an extremely important part of the labor and birthing process for two reasons. First, they help you mentally prepare for going into labor, and second, they let everyone who’s there know what your expectations are. I have my birth plan from when I had my daughter Chel, and I probably rewrote this thing about five times. There’s so many different templates you can download online. I went through all of those, but eventually I just wrote everything down. So today I’m gonna tell you…

  • The Try Guys Meet Ned’s Baby
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    The Try Guys Meet Ned’s Baby

    – Do you wanna hold him? – No, I don’t. – Okay. *upbeat theme song* – Today the Try Guys are coming over to meet Wes for the first time. – We haven’t seen Ned for three weeks. – I’m so excited. Oh my god. – I don’t know it. I’ve never seen it. I saw it in the photo… and…it was baby – I don’t care what they think about our little baby, I love him. – You can think whatever you want, he’s perfect. – I love babies. I’m probably the biggest baby lover besides Ned because now he has a physical baby to love. ZACH: I’m gonna…

  • The Try Guys Try 14 Hours Of Labor Pain Simulation
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    The Try Guys Try 14 Hours Of Labor Pain Simulation

    -A little more intense. (Ned screams) (Keith joins) -This is gonna be the greatest video you ever watch. (Ned screams more) (Screams dissolve into wailing) -I am going to recreate Ariel’s labor for 14 hours. KEITH: We’re gonna put Ned through the gauntlet. EUGENE: Three of us are basically gonna torture Ned for an entire day. KEITH: Through the actual labor that Ariel went through to have her darling little baby. ARIEL: It’s pain that you’ve never experienced before. NED: Pull over now! KEITH: Okay, okay. KEITH: We’re gonna make Ned vomit! We’re gonna zap his belly for hours on end! We’re gonna get his crotch all wet! We’re gonna…

  • Ned’s Life Before Kids Vs. After Kids
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    Ned’s Life Before Kids Vs. After Kids

    (playful reedy music) – Ooh. (baby giggles) Yeah. Here, let me, yummy, here you go, okay. Very nice. – [Left] Your candy has been crushed sir. – [Right] But luckily he kept his wits, and his purple crayon. Ooh damn, dang, dang? Dang, oh dang. Here we go, Okay, okay, we got my bag, baby bag, baby seat, – [On The Left] Bye Hun. – wait, keys, wait, baby! Okay, can’t forget the baby. Hello, (playful kisses) – Hey! – [Left] How was your day? (glasses clinking) Cheers. – Cheers! – Midnight. – Daylight. (snoring on the right) – Oh. – Ooh. (snoring) – Do you guys like pit bulls?…

  • Bill Burr on New Baby & The Patriots
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    Bill Burr on New Baby & The Patriots

    IT’S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY. YOU JUST HAD THE BABY?>>FRIDAY MORNING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>I DIDN’T, MY WIFE DID. I DIDN’T. I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. I FELT UNBELIEVABLY USELESS. I WAS IN TOTAL PANIC MODE. WHEN I DROPPED HER OFF AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM SHE GOES, YOU’VE GOT TO PARK THE CAR DOWN IN THE SPOT. AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS IN SUCH FIGHT OR FLIGHT, DRIVING DOWN THERE THIS VOICE IN MY HEAD SAID, JUST KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, JUST DRIVE AWAY. OF COURSE I WOULDN’T. BUT I STARTED LAUGHING. ISN’T THAT LIKE A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG, GOING OUT TO GET…

  • Daddy Yankee & Snow – Con Calma (Video Oficial)
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    Daddy Yankee & Snow – Con Calma (Video Oficial)

    Cómo te llamas baby? Desde que te vi supe que eras pa’ mi Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready Esto lo seguimos en el after party Cómo te llamas baby? Desde que te vi supe que eras pa’ mi Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready Esto lo seguimos en el after party Con calma yo quiero ver como ella lo menea Mueve ese “poom poom” girl Es una asesina Cuando baila quiero que to’ el mundo la vea I like your “poom poom” girl Con calma yo quiero ver como ella lo menea Mueve ese “poom poom” girl Tiene adrenalina En medio de la pista vente hazme lo…