I’m just gonna take a guess on this one. I bet this was originally supposed to be called Rosemary’s Little Baby 3D, but…you know, licensing. And also that title, might give the consumer the wrong impression. Because this baby is a lot scarier. It’s My Little…F*cking Scariest Game Ever Made. 3D. Quick, man! Fetch the holy water! So this is basically Nintendogs with humans. Although…I mean, I don’t know about the whole “humans” part. Because…these are some of the most hideous babies I’ve ever seen in my life. This is more like an antichrist simulator. I keep waiting to clean its hooves. Or set its crib on fire, to keep…
Hey, everyone. Someone just volunteered to be DJ B-day. (Rapping) Here at the Fun Zone, we live by one rule. When it’s your birthday, you’re always cool. Parents and kids all the same. Watch as I do a dance to your name. D-d-d-d-d Derek. D-d-d-d-d Derek. Again.