• Nerf War: Gun BABY 8!
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    Nerf War: Gun BABY 8!

    Nerf War Gun Baby 8! Wait, Tommy! Open up man! Open this door right now dude! Fine! Just remember there’s only one way out of here and I’ll be waiting. Baby Gun? Yup Oh no Come on man That’s it but I can smoke him out Can’t hit me, when you can’t see me What? Why you so close to me? I don’t know What is that a fidget spinner? Anyways, where is your sister? In her room. What Nerf Guns do you have in here? Let me see. Nice. Alright Grab the Nerf Disruptor and follow me. Where is she? Guard the door. Dad? What? What are you doing?…

  • Baby Girl Birth!
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    Baby Girl Birth!

    I’m having a baby! We’re headed to the hospital right now. I have been having contractions that are about three and a half minutes apart Last thing about a minute long each, and you’ve been having them for. Oh my goodness. They’re three minutes apart now That’s a minute closer than they were When they first started and how many for almost an hour now? Yeah, they haven’t stopped I’ve been happening for about an hour now, and they’re so strong This is what a contraction looks like. How much can you move? Pretty good? Right leg pretty good, left leg — And I can feel the cervix. Do you…

  • Frankie Shaw Gave Birth to Her Son in Her Living Room
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    Frankie Shaw Gave Birth to Her Son in Her Living Room

    -I want to clap to this. You have an incredible cast. You had — Rosie O’Donnell plays your mother. She was here talking about it. You got — you convinced Stormy Daniels to be on the show. -Yes. -And so, how did that go down? -So, I saw Stormy in her interview. I wasn’t familiar with her work prior to “60 Minutes.” [ Laughter ] But then I became a huge fan, and I reached out and I had a call with her. And I was really nervous. I was starstruck for, like, more than I’ve ever been in my whole life. And I was sort of mumbling — “I…

  • 7 Day Vegan Challenge Baby (solves all your problems)
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    7 Day Vegan Challenge Baby (solves all your problems)

    Do you guys remember ‘Jay’ from the Soo-ub-way videos? I basically said he believed in Zodiac signs and Chakras and Third Eyes. See I’m someone that doesn’t really believe in that sorta stuff. See I’m someone that doesn’t really believe in that sorta stuff. Oh hey BlackSen…. Hey James. So Jay was trying to teach me about energies and vibrations and he told me about this youtube channel called ‘Infinite Waters (Diving Deep)’. Now on this channel you will see videos like: ‘What I eat in a Day as a VEGAN!’ ‘How to stop burning bridges with people.’ ‘7 amazing tips that will turn you into a self-loving whiz!’ But…

  • MY CHILDBIRTH STORY…
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    MY CHILDBIRTH STORY…

    Ok, my childbirth story. Um… To be honest it was quite painful You know my partner’s over there she’s doing her thing but as you know push comes to shove, excuse the saying, well you know usually for the Dads there, we get called over to hold their hand, not my idea, because somehow my my partner has managed to focus all her strength and to just, just her hand strength was phenomenal and my hand’s just getting crushed. It isn’t just once they kind of come in waves so you’re there and she’s crushing your hand and then you think it’s over, thank goodness, and then no it’s not,…

  • Jacki Weaver Helped Her Daughter-in-Law Give Birth
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    Jacki Weaver Helped Her Daughter-in-Law Give Birth

    -Look, I cannot believe I’m on Seth. You know, when I — [ Cheers and applause ] I must tell you. A few years ago, when I first came to America, I was on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.” And I was so excited, I said, “I can’t believe I’m on Ellen.” And she said, “Well, technically, you’re beside me.” [ Laughter ] -Well, I wish I had come up with a bon mot that good. [ Laughter ] I do want to — we’ve interacted before, but I didn’t realize we’d interacted before. I — I Instagramed a photo of my son, and I asked — -I follow him. -“What…