• CHILDBIRTH SIMULATOR CHALLENGE ft JACK MAYNARD
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    CHILDBIRTH SIMULATOR CHALLENGE ft JACK MAYNARD

    Right Jack next question Turn it off! Oh yeh, sorry sorry *screams* Sorry I forgot, I forgot Nee naw, nee naw, nee naw, nee naw Look me in the eyes, shine a torch You okay? No I’m scared, my heart’s beating Let me check your temperature That’s not how you check temperature Oh sorry Hello everyone Welcome back to Suggy Surgery Now today, my third and potentially final patient, who knows? Your kidding me, now after me it’s the end Well the thing is I’m worried someone might actually die, during this series I’m joined with Mr Jack Maynard How are you feeling? I’m so scared, I hate pain You’re…

  • Knocked Up (9/10) Movie CLIP – People Like Pregnant (2007) HD
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    Knocked Up (9/10) Movie CLIP – People Like Pregnant (2007) HD

    You’re pregnant, have been for a while. From my count, you’re right around eight months. And l don’t know why you felt you couldn’t tell us. l’m really sorry. This is Hollywood. We don’t like liars. l iust… l wasn’t expecting this and… l didn’t know how to handle it, and l didn’t want to lose my job. l’m really sorry. It’s unfortunate. lt’s unfortunate you didn’t tell us because you would’ve found out that we thought it’s great. Really? Yeah. So we did some research. And turns out, people like pregnant. Oh, my God! The bigger you are, the bigger your numbers. (GASPS) l was surprised ’cause l feel…

  • Oh Baby! Woman gives birth, didn’t know she was pregnant
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    Oh Baby! Woman gives birth, didn’t know she was pregnant

    5 JACK HARPER ABOUT THE HOSPITAL TRIP THAT TURNED INTO THE SURPRISE OF THEIR LIVES. I HAD STRONG ABDOMINAL PAINS AND IT WAS GETTING WORSE. JACK: JUDY CALLED HUBBY JASON FOR A QUICK RIDE TO BEVERLY HOSPITAL. AN EXAM AND OH, MY GOD. SHE SAID, WELL, IT’S GOOD NEWS. YOU DON’T HAVE ANY BLOCKAGES OR ANYTHING. YOU’RE PREGNANT. OK? AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE HER NOW. JACK: EIGHT POUND CAROLYN ROSE ARRIVED AN HOUR LATER. JUDY IS 47, JASON 48, MARRIED 22 YEARS, THEY HAVE NO IDEA. I FEEL I’M STILL GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM, HEY, THIS WAS ONLY A DREAM, WHAT? IT FELT SO REAL.…

  • The Day Of Birth!
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    The Day Of Birth!

    Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye, and today is my birthday. You know what that means? I’m one year closer to dying. Yay! Happy video! (laughs) I am 27 years old today. I’m closer to 30 than I’ve ever been in my life. I can’t believe in 3 more years I’m going to be 30. And I’m here making a video with super bright green hair and a bow on my head. (laughs) God I’m the biggest fucking child ever (laughs) I was gonna make a video today, like some sort of like, funny birthday themed thing and I was trying to find games like…