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    Wind Cancer, Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

    This, is a picture of Aquaman. Tontons, Mr. President! This is a beloved species. Okay, i’m a little lost, but I like the direction you’re going in so let’s just do key of Dm…and…go! This is Ronald reagan of course Riding on a dinosaur A rocket launcher, a machine gun, Unmistakable patriotism Reagan is super strapped Holding up a tattered American flag This is the real solution to climate change: Babies. American babies They’ll fix our problems American babies, babieees American babies So we don’t have to solve ‘em American babies, babieeees The real solution to climate change is: Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies My aspiration American…