• Mueller Baby
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    Mueller Baby

    Mueller baby, a subpoena under his tree for me Been an awful good girl Mueller baby send out an indictment tonight Mueller baby a grand jury, give them their due, it’s true I’ll wait up for you, dear Mueller baby, and send out an indictment tonight Think of all the the crimes they’ve done Think of all scams they tried to run Next year could be so good… if you could get them every one Mueller, baby send them to jail and please don’t fail They’ve been a devil all year Mueller, baby and send out an indictment tonight Mueller, honey there’s one thing I desire to fire – the…

  • Anthony Jeselnik Wants a “Science Baby,” Not a “Love Baby”
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    Anthony Jeselnik Wants a “Science Baby,” Not a “Love Baby”

    -Thank you for being here live. -Thank you for not making me dance onto the stage. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I saw Terry before. I was like, “I do not have that kind energy.” -Yeah. -Yeah. -We thought you guys would be a nice counterbalance to each other. -We go everywhere together. It’s a very “Odd Couple” situation. -Congratulations on this special. It’s your fourth special. -Mm-hmm. “Fire in the Maternity Ward.” You are one of my favorite joke writers. This show is so incredibly well-crafted. There so many jokes in it. There are a lot of jokes about kids. -Yes. -Do you ever yourself think about having kids? -I…

  • Frankie Shaw Gave Birth to Her Son in Her Living Room
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    Frankie Shaw Gave Birth to Her Son in Her Living Room

    -I want to clap to this. You have an incredible cast. You had — Rosie O’Donnell plays your mother. She was here talking about it. You got — you convinced Stormy Daniels to be on the show. -Yes. -And so, how did that go down? -So, I saw Stormy in her interview. I wasn’t familiar with her work prior to “60 Minutes.” [ Laughter ] But then I became a huge fan, and I reached out and I had a call with her. And I was really nervous. I was starstruck for, like, more than I’ve ever been in my whole life. And I was sort of mumbling — “I…

  • Jacki Weaver Helped Her Daughter-in-Law Give Birth
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    Jacki Weaver Helped Her Daughter-in-Law Give Birth

    -Look, I cannot believe I’m on Seth. You know, when I — [ Cheers and applause ] I must tell you. A few years ago, when I first came to America, I was on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.” And I was so excited, I said, “I can’t believe I’m on Ellen.” And she said, “Well, technically, you’re beside me.” [ Laughter ] -Well, I wish I had come up with a bon mot that good. [ Laughter ] I do want to — we’ve interacted before, but I didn’t realize we’d interacted before. I — I Instagramed a photo of my son, and I asked — -I follow him. -“What…

  • Amy Schumer Talks About Her Tough Pregnancy
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    Amy Schumer Talks About Her Tough Pregnancy

    -I was at the gynecologist a couple months ago. And I asked, “Is it safe to have sex while I’m pregnant?” And she was like, “Yes, it is safe to have sex through the whole pregnancy.” And I was like, “We’ll be seeking a second opinion.” [ Laughter ] -Welcome back to “Late Night.” We’re here with Amy Schumer. [ Cheers and applause ] That was a clip from your wonderful… -Epic. -…wonderful, epic new special, “Growing.” -Thank you. -And, obviously, this is a lot about your pregnancy, which you’ve been very honest about, and you’re honest in the special, as well. Not an easy pregnancy for you, physically. -Yeah.…

  • Eva Longoria’s Son’s First Birthday Party Will Have More Guests Than Her Wedding
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    Eva Longoria’s Son’s First Birthday Party Will Have More Guests Than Her Wedding

    -You know, obviously, nothing is appropriate to a 10-month-old. But your work, “Grand Hotel,” I feel like a kid has got be pretty old to appreciate that. “Desperate Housewives,” I think you got to be 25. -[ Laughs ] I know. I know. I always got surprised when I had 8-year-old fans from “Housewives.” I was like, “Are you watching that?” [ Laughter ] I’m naked in every episode. -“Are your parents watching you?” -Yeah. -Do you have parental supervision? But you are doing something that’s very kid-friendly. -Yes. -So, live-action — it’s a live-action — -Live-action “Dora the Explorer.” -That’s really exciting. -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] Yes,…

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    Kieran Culkin Is Proud of His Newborn Daughter’s Farts

    -I was talking to you backstage, and at the Emmys, everybody wanted to talk to people from “Succession,” because I feel like that is the hot show that everybody in TV is watching. You were not at the Emmys for the best possible reason. -Just had a kid. -Just had a kid. [ Cheers and applause ] -Just became a dad. 13 days old. -13 days old. -She is the greatest thing. It’s like, oh, I get it now. Nothing else matters. -Yeah. -Ooh. -Like, it’s been — “Ooh.” [ Laughter ] It’s been like two weeks, and still, like, I’m just, if I get upset about something or irritated,…

  • Clean Bandit – Mama (feat. Ellie Goulding) [Official Video]
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    Clean Bandit – Mama (feat. Ellie Goulding) [Official Video]

    Ooh mama ooh la, ooh la, ooh la Don’t know what this is Ooh mama ooh la, ooh la, ooh la Oh I do, I do now I see my body in a different light (ay, ay, ay) As if I woke up in a different life (ay, ay, ay) Feels like I’m walking with my heart on fire Somebody pass me the water ‘Cause I’m burning ‘Cause a little bit’s turning into a lot There’s no way I’ll be turning the feeling off Guess I’m everything that I thought I was not Tell me, tell me ay, ay, ay Ooh mama ooh la, ooh la, ooh la Don’t know…