The People’s Choice Awards were last Sunday. -WILLIAMS: Really? -What did you present? -I don’t know. -Do you remember? I presented Best Late Night Talk Show. You’re like, you’re not gonna win… It was sort of a burn, I think, on me. No. I, uh, no, because I… I was too soon to be up for one. Believe me, if I’m not up for one next year, I will torch that (bleep) place. -WILLIAMS: Yeah! -It will not be pretty. -You know my temper. -(cheers and applause) We sent our pregnant correspondent, our friend, -Sarah Tiana, out there. -LEDERMAN: Yay, Sarah. -because I didn’t want– Yeah. -ROSS: She’s pregnant? I…
Hey, everyone. Someone just volunteered to be DJ B-day. (Rapping) Here at the Fun Zone, we live by one rule. When it’s your birthday, you’re always cool. Parents and kids all the same. Watch as I do a dance to your name. D-d-d-d-d Derek. D-d-d-d-d Derek. Again.