The Try Guys Meet Ned’s Baby
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The Try Guys Meet Ned’s Baby


– Do you wanna hold him? – No, I don’t. – Okay. *upbeat theme song* – Today the Try Guys are coming over to meet Wes for the first time. – We haven’t seen Ned for three weeks. – I’m so excited. Oh my god. – I don’t know it. I’ve never seen it. I saw it in the photo… and…it was baby – I don’t care what they think about our little baby, I love him. – You can think whatever you want, he’s perfect. – I love babies. I’m probably the biggest baby lover besides Ned because now he has a physical baby to love. ZACH: I’m gonna assume no one’s dropped the baby yet. And I don’t want to be the person that does it. – I’m a little anxious, you know, we’ve done some videos with babies before they haven’t always gone well. – Yeah, I’m not excited about meeting it. Should I stop saying it? – I think people sometimes think that Eugene is playing up how clueless he is around babies, but he legitimately texted us this morning ‘What do I wear to meet a baby? Do I wear a suit?’ – I wondered if I should wear a suit because the babies should be impressed when it first meets me, right? Right? But then you said don’t wear a suit… – Why is this funny? -Well then you asked if you should wear something soft so the baby would like it. – Well I have to touch the baby. I just feel like I mean shouldn’t you wear it, I mean, you can’t wear spiky stuff. – Your instincts, while confused, are also so sweet. – Yeah. – The guys should be here any minute. ALL: Oh, my baby. Oh, my baby. – And, let’s see how this goes. I’m not afraid of babies. I’m just kind of like a little weirded out. You know, they’re too – they’re too dependent. Great. Oh, is that them? Is that them? Are you excited? No. I’m very excited. Great! Oh, I hear a bean. A bearded Fulmer emerges. Hi. Hi. Welcome. Look at his dad beard, first of all. Thank you. They called it a dad beard. Are you guys ready to meet Wes? Yeah. Come on in Oh he’s making little noises. Wait, you’re just bringing it? What’s he doing just thinking? He’s just thinkin’. “Oh my gosh, is this my first time on camera?” Look at this precious little nugget. Can I touch his little arm? Yeah, of course you can. He’s really soft. Oh, my God. Oh a precious little thing. How’s he smell? Does it smell like baby? Yeah, I guess. So what kind of conversations do you have with him ? Really? Yeah, we’ve been reading him all of Lord of the Rings start to finish. I trust Keith with the baby. I 100% trust Keith with the baby. Keith is probably better at babysitting than I am. Ned got married. I got married. Ned had a baby. I’m not planning on doing that for three years, but inevitably I will have a baby. So this is great because now my friends have like a practice baby for me. Oh my god it is the smallest fingernail that has ever been. This is the most lifelike doll-baby I’ve ever seen. Alright, Zach, your turn. I feel like Zach could just be awesome. I have one goal today and one goal only to just not drop the baby. Okay, here we go. He just farted, he just farted on me. I felt a toot. I know, I know it’s bad. You lay him in the crook of your legs. Head this way. He’s working on a poop when he pushes his legs up like that. Yeah? Nice. I want that all on me. It’s kind of still crazy to me to think that, that, that it’s real. So we’re going to let that poo poo chill or what? We can check him. You guys wanna see if he has a dirty diaper? Yes, let’s look at his butt. Okay, here we go Why this baby got all this dope stuff? Is supposed to be pizza? Baby’s got cool stuff. So don’t ruin them. Oh my gosh. Look at those little sunny cheeks. You know, being a baby is like my ideal life. You just get to sleep and sh*t and eat all day Don’t say sh*t in front of a baby. Wait, what are the words that we cannot say in front of the baby? You know, just like f*ck, sh*t, d*ck and goddamn. Noted. Why was d*ck third? No one likes saying d*ck. Okay Eugene, yeah, your turn your turn. No, I’ll take this. No, I really don’t want to, you guys. I got this. Eugene, I’m worried about. I’m not nervous about the baby. Just sit down. I’ll just touch it and smell it. I’m not gonna hold it. It’s too, it’s too precious. Wow. Smell it, please smell it. Do you wanna, do you want to hold him? No, I don’t. What have been some of the most exciting things these few weeks? Even when he’s crying it’s adorable. We gave him a bath the other day. He was awake the whole time and like seemed to enjoy it and was like You ready? You can keep him on your legs. Sit like this. No, I’m not gonna put him on my legs, I’m gonna just touch him. He’s very cute. Oh, oh, uh oh. Alright. Oh my God. Look he’s holding your little finger. He’s holding your finger. Hi Wes. Hi baby. Oh his eyes opened. Get over here. Oh my God, that is a big yawn. He waved at you I guess I guess I guess I want to give him a kiss. It’s like kissing a little peach. Eugene, do you wanna, do you wanna give him a little kiss? Eugene, it’s the tiniest shot. I got it, I got it. Should I wash my lips with soap? No. Don’t, I mean, don’t lick him. Not an open mouth kiss. It’s pretty easy. You just see these, it’s like, three kisses in doing that. It was like a peach. Sometimes we do what’s called tummy time. Oh, that’s the shots that people do it on the Facebook where they’re like the beauty of parenthood. Then you’re gonna lean in next to him. And then look into the camera. Hi Wes, you met your three uncles today. How’s that? Yeah, pretty cool man. You have a message to the future Fulmer? I am really excited about being a grandma. I don’t think excited, well, gets even close to capturing it. Welcome to the family. Auntie’s always here. If you need any help. I hope to spoil you and bring you all the gifts. Be healthy. Scream a lot. Make, make noise. Understand your mom and dad love you. No matter how tough it gets. You have lots of people that love you. Our family will always love you. And you are gonna be loved like nobody’s been loved before. Man, you’re gonna have a fun life. You have this baby yourself and all sudden the baby’s got a baby. It’s all, it’s all beautiful for me. Bye guys. He doesn’t want us to go. Great job, um, making the life. Like is this mom? Well, let them know. Well, it is possible for men to lactate. It just takes a lot of sucking. Wow. Oh, yeah.

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